Things heard in Sweden recently

"Guys, you're missing MTV News...in Swedish. I'm not sure, but I think something happened to Coldplay."

"Today we will discuss Swedish legal mythology."
--Professor Sandstrom, meaning to say "methodology"

"I speak English very good, everybody understand me. I am like meme."
(everybody else) "What?"
"Meme. Meme. You know." (makes hand motions like she's stuck in a box)
--Rita, Italian

"It's not a good Australian Day unless you wake up with bruises the next morning"
--Emma, Australian

"Whoa, Emma, where'd you get that bruise?"
"I DON'T REMEMBER!"
--Emma